Digital Cowboy

When you get done whining about being oppressed, could one of you lazy victims fetch me a sammich and a beer?

Running the whole world and keeping everyone else down is hard work. I’m exhausted.

John Murtha is dead and I could not be happier.

Those that mourn him should take a long look at his horrible life and then a lesson.

He was a horrible, vile, disgusting, filthy person. Everyone who ever came in contact with him was tainted by his filth.

Enjoy Hell, John. We hated you when you were alive because you were everything wrong with this country. We don’t hate you any less now that you’re dead. We’re relieved that you’re no longer around to take advantage of us.

Next up: Nancy Pelosi.

(Hat-tip to Janeane Garofolo, who has far more vowels than anyone in America should be allowed to hoard just for a single person’s name!)

It’s the first Black Friday in America since we put a black man in the White House. How do you suppose it might go?

I’m guessing he wants all the black on him. All for himself. None left for profitable ink on ledgers, either government or private. That’s why he turned an economic down-turn into The Greatest Depression.

How else could you explain his insertion of himself and his race into the video he sent to commemorate the greatest accomplishment of Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher?

Every, single thing that has ever been in any way related to, or connected by, blackness is about Obama. Also anything relating to “job creation” and freedom. That’s him too.

Black Friday won’t be so black this year. Because you elected a president that should be on a doctor’s couch instead of the Oval Office. He’s not black. He’s a mulatto bastard with two worthless, selfish parents. That can leave one confused.

My father was taken from me when I was young. Barry Soetoro doesn’t have the luxury I have – I knew my father and he was a great man. Barry never knew the sperm factory that spawned him and countless others. What he does know isn’t very respectable.

So he’s determined to undermine America. When the drunken Kenyan father that abandoned him, the Muslim step-father that adopted him and Karl Marx are all proud of him, he can rest.

I’m holding my breath.

Happy shopping, America! And welcome to Red Friday.

Axelrod reports that Obama isn’t watching election results because he’s more interested in the Chicago Bulls game. Drudge reports that Michelle took the “First tweens” to a Miley Cyrus concert.

That all sounds about right.

If I was an eight year old boy that didn’t know how to do anything but campaign and then I conned my way into the White House only to completely fail because I’m in way over my head and had completely lied all along the way, I would hide in the media room and watch basketball on Spanking Night, too. I would also send my wife and kids out of the house so they didn’t have to see it all.

He’s not only immature, inexperienced and over-matched. He’s also been a very bad boy. It’s reckoning time. This is more fun than his Olympic humiliation in Copenhagen! (Yes, it’s personal for me. He’s totally and completely un-American in every possible way and I relish the failure of America’s enemies, foreign or domestic.)

As I write this – around 22:30 EST – there’s already been a total revolution in Virginia. The Democrats lost a full quarter of the electorate since Barry’s five point win last year. Don’t believe it when they blame it on Creigh Deeds, either. He’s incompetent to be sure, but that doesn’t explain the nearly 3-2 margin for the Lt. Governor and Attorney General or all the state legislature seats that also swung Republican.

Also at this moment, with three quarters of the votes in, Christie is up by 6 points in NJ. That may not hold but it’s absolutely astounding in such a corrupt and blue state. Whatever Christie ends up with, win or lose, in that vote you’ll have to add at least 2-3 points to his total to allow for all of the standard Democratic vote fraud in that state. (“It’s gettin’ so’s ya can’t trust an honest fix no more.”) It’s also double the margin predicted by the most Christie-optimistic polls, pre-election.

Now I’m going back to watching the tickers like the political junkie I am and giggling like a young girl at her first sleepover. But first, the standard disclaimer in case you don’t already know:

I’m not a Republican and I haven’t voted Republican in decades. It’s highly unlikely I ever will again. I don’t vote at all anymore and the last few times I did, I voted “third” party because it’s what I believe. Politics is a spectator sport that I watch with the same interest as football and boxing.

But I do so love to watch the childish, whiny brats that are the Democrat party get the spankings they deserve! It’s one of the few examples you’ll ever find of me engaging in schadenfreude.

I guess that’s why he has that gig where he lives in a fantasy world and defies the laws of physics.

Somebody, please tell the Obama-Pelosi-Reid cartel that they’re not at the North Pole and there are no elves. In this real world where the rest of us live, it makes no difference how hard you wish, you can’t just choose your own reality. (If that were possible, my wishes would have made some quick, drastic changes on their playground a long time ago.)

Everything the government has ever touched has turned to shit. This is an indisputable fact. Off the top of my head I’ll give you a few examples: Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid – deep breath – shall I continue? USPS, Amtrak, AIG, GM … I could go on. If those feckless retards actually knew how to run a business they would get a real job instead of working part time while living high on your money.

Based on the wonderful track record they have with Medicare and Medicaid – which are both bankrupt and comprise most of the “health care” problem they’re now trying to solve – they’ve decided they should be in charge of ALL health care for EVERYONE.

As with every government program, it starts with wild promises, crazy predictions, dire warnings and a gun to your head.

Indulge me for a moment while I dazzle these manure-shovelers with some math. Government currently accounts for about 53% of all “health care” spending in the US, primarily through Medicare and Medicaid – which are both going broke, while only paying about 80% of what they are billed. (Can you just refuse to pay for 20% of the services you have requested and contractually agreed to pay for? You could if you were the government!)

They also refuse more claims than ANY private insurance company. In fact, if you exclude them and list the next top five, in terms of percentage of claims denied, they decline more than the fourth and fifth ranked private companies combined!

If you want to know why health care costs have “skyrocketed” at multiples of the general inflation rate, trace it back to when that problem began and consider these three points:

1) Congress is populated almost entirely with lawyers. Lawyers have driven up the cost of health care with frivolous lawsuits. (“Have you or someone you love DIED after taking the drug _____? You may be entitled to compensation for your suffering! Call NOW!” If you can afford to advertise for victims, you’re the problem.) Isn’t this why we have the FDA? That’s a separate post. The point on this one is that tort reform – reining in parasites like John Edwards – is not even being considered because a super majority of both parties got to D.C. on money made through exactly that sleazy practice. They chased ambulances all the way to Congress.

2) Health care costs, and – inversely – general quality of relationship with the providers, went batshit crazy at right about the time government got involved with health care. That would be around the 60’s. You’re subsidizing government health care TWICE already. Once with your tax dollars and a second time with higher prices because your well-meaning doctor HAS to charge you about 150% of otherwise going rates to make up for the 20% he’s losing every time he enters a room with a government insurance patient. Those patients are both more numerous and more frequent visitors to his office, by the way.

3) The health insurance companies have enjoyed an exemption from anti-trust laws for 40 years or so. They get that in exchange for accepting more feral gubmint regulation than any other industry. In short, they’re all in bed together. When Oblahhma or that retard running the U.S. House of Representatives tells you that the insurance companies are the devil and they’re gonna rein them in – they’re lying. As usual. They’re simply renegotiating the terms of the incestuous relationship.

Bottom line, if you get the government completely the hell out of health care, this problem will solve itself in the free market. Government is not the solution; it’s the problem. Once again. If ANY of these health care takeover bills are allowed to pass, it won’t end well.

As usual, government creates the problem and then swoops in as the savior that’s going to rescue you. (Great quote, paraphrased – “Government cuts off both your legs, then hands you a crutch and says, ‘Without us, you couldn’t stand at all.’”) They lie every single time and the end goal never changes for them – they want control over you completely until you’re dead. Ideally, the timing and circumstances for that would be their decision too.

Oh, yeah. I didn’t mention the VHA in the list of failures above because I was talking about fiscal irresponsibility. But I spent some time with my father in law a few weeks ago. He has nearly 30 years of service to our country in the Air Force and a number of health problems in his retirement. As he was recounting to me all of his recent medical procedures, I asked him, “Are you doing all this through the VHA?”

“HELL NO! If I had waited on them I would’ve been dead 10 years ago! I’m doin’ all this myself.”

Think about that when you consider ANY government involvement in your health care. Especially when they’re working really hard at making sure they’re the only option.