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Welcome to the circus (where’s my bread?)

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Do you really think these clowns have any clue how to “run a country?”

McCain’s no prize and I won’t be voting because there’s nobody to vote for, but I dare you to read all of this and then try to defend either the idea of democracy or that anybody that subscribes to it has any semblance of understanding about the real world and management of anything in it.

Democrats are ignorant. Every, single, last one of them. The first proof of that is that they would participate in a party that espouses a political philosophy proven to be ineffective - to say the least - centuries ago. They’re feckless retards with no understanding of history - either world or American. They also tend to have little understanding of anything else. It’s dumb with the capital D. All of ‘em. Donkeys indeed.

They’re also incapable of anything that looks like organization or management. Maybe that’s why they’re all pro-union and are constantly working at looking like they understand “the working man.”

Feminism writ large

Monday, March 10th, 2008

This would be funny if it weren’t about a contest for “leader of the free world.”

I’m no fan of feminism but I’m also no sexist. I personally believe that women are inherently stronger then men in most ways and capable of almost anything. But I also believe that 40+ years of feminism in this country has deterioriated the character of women even more than the damage its done to men. (Proverbs 31 has an outline on proper femininity if any of you need a refresher course.)

Hillary Rodman is a perfect example of the mess feminism has made. She’s incompetent and pathetic. She’s a spoiled, suburban, upper-middle class little girl that is chasing her Barbie dreams with an immature and childish sense of entitlement.

She’s surrounded herself for decades with sycophantic womyn just like her. (I include both Bill Rodman-Clinton and Mark Penn in that category.) The result is chaos and disorder everywhere she goes and in everything she does. None of them have a single clue about anything that matters and not a one of them cares about anything but their own childish, petty desire for control.

Don’t take my word for it. Here’s her new campaign manager:

“You may not like the person next to you,” Ms. Williams told dozens of aides who ringed the conference room at the campaign’s Virginia headquarters last month, according to participants. “But you’re going to respect them. And we’re going to work together.”

Or?

What ya got backing that up, Sally Big Britches? We all know you’re afraid of guns.

God help us if that monster manages to conjure public tears enough times to get control of the White House. Billy’s eight embarrassing years will become like a reflection on American pride in comparison.

Pretending you matter

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

teresa bacon asked:

why do you bother with polotics at all if you feel the way you do?

It has nothing to do with how I “feel,” teresa. It’s about reality. The answer to your silly question, as I stated in a previous comment, is that it’s great sport. Just because I’m neither a Giants or Patriots fan and I had no control over the outcome of the game doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy the Super Bowl.

The rest of you super-fans can go ahead and paint your faces, make your poster board signs, wave your foam fingers and be sure to vote. Whatever makes you feel like you’re participating in something you have nothing to do with.

There hasn’t been an honestly elected president in this country since at least 1984. There were also many rigged elections prior to that. But now the system is structured in a way that makes it inherently dishonest and corrupt.

Voting is for rubes and dupes. It’s bread and circuses.

I briefly considered re-registering this year so that I could vote for Ron Paul. In the end, I decided against it because I realized that the only real effect it would have is putting me on the list for jury duty - another American institution that has been gutted and turned into a useless sham.

There used to be four boxes that could be used to effect change: soap, ballot, jury and ammo. The second and third have been rendered powerless by the ruthless overlords.

UPDATE: Speaking of the soap box, apparently The Onion’s now taking ideas from my blog posts. Check this out.

Demagoguery as an art

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

It seems that “a prominent civil rights leader” is now claiming that Hillary’s lawless wins in Florida and Michigan will “disenfranchise” minorities if they are not included.

Let’s be clear right up front that I have no dog in this fight. I’m not voting - and haven’t for a while - because I refuse to be a part of this nonsense. I’m also not a Democrat and have never, ever cast a vote for a Democrat. (Like our Founding Fathers, I don’t even believe in the failed and fraudulent concept of democracy.)

I also haven’t cast a Republican vote in nearly two decades. I point out these facts to help you understand that I’m simply an observer. You may disagree, but I think it makes me uniquely qualified to opine with what I’m about to write.

The Democrat Party is institutionally racist and always has been. (Check the history. This is not debatable.) Hill-Billy Clintons have risen to power in this party because they are the most racist politicians it has fostered in decades. They may be the most racist since Senator Robert Byrd. Bob Byrd was lynching black people. By the time the Clintons came along they had refined the art so well that Bill Clinton was referred to, by blacks, as the first black president.

I find it fascinating that they can get Julian Bond, himself a demagogue, to write a letter of recommendation for Hillary to the DNC. Not only that, it’s a letter asking the DNC to now amend their pre-established and published rules to help Hillary steal what, most likely, rightfully belongs to a black man.

Julian Bond’s letter is despicable on so many levels that I don’t know where to start. What organization does he represent again?

I sure hope that others in the Democrat party aren’t as gullible - or bought - as Mr. Bond.

I’m no fan of Barack Obama. I disagree with him on everything that is substantive. But he really does have the chance to be the first black man ever to rise to the presidency and where do we find his opposition?

The Clintons and their plantation negroes. How are they principally doing it? By trying to re-negotiate the rules after the fact. Do you want yet another president with open contempt for the rule of law?

The Republicans have apparently decided not to field a serious candidate this year. The popular momentum among the Democrats is behind Obama.

If he’s not sworn in next January, it will be because the racist Clinton machine and their slaves have redefined the word “is” again. How do you split the “black vote” that Democrats have always counted on? If anyone can find a way, it will be those godless racists named Clinton.

I’m praying for the first black president in this nation’s history because, at this point, it would be the best possible outcome. I won’t be voting because there’s no one in this race I can support and I don’t vote for evil anymore. I stopped voting against candidates many, many years ago.

For the record, I disagree with all of Obama’s policies, but he’s the Democrat version of Reagan and the Republicans have obviously given up. The only thing that prevents the inevitability of an Obama presidency at this point is The Racist Clinton Machine.

You can be assured the battle will be ugly, filthy and embarrassing for our country because that’s how the Clintons do things. They never win but they seem to always prevail.

Need a beer while I’m up? I’ll grab the popcorn, too.

Pick a Master, Slave!

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

In the quote below I’ve removed two insignificant words to help make it more clear what you’re dealing with. And, yes, I do mean “you” as opposed to “we.” I checked out of this ridiculous game long ago.

Tell me if you can come up with any two words to fill in the blank which would make these paragraphs acceptable to anyone who actually respects the Constitution.

Among the Democratic presidential candidates, former Sen. John Edwards (N.C.) and Rep. Dennis Kucinich (Ohio) support a national ban on [REDACTED], though Edwards has expressed reservations about the constitutionality of such a law.

Democratic Sens. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.) and Barack Obama (Ill.) both said that federal action is not needed and would be ill advised, though Obama left open the possibility of federal action in the event efforts stall at the state and local level.

“I think we’re making progress at the local level,” Clinton said at a debate at Dartmouth College in New Hampshire in September. “If we can’t provide these kinds of protections at the local level, which would be my preference, I would be supportive of a national law,” Obama said.

So Edwards supports it though he believes it’s unConstitutional. Hillary Rodman and Barack Hussein both want to wait and see if they can enslave you locally. But if that doesn’t work, they’ll drop the hammer from the big house, for your own good. Fools! If only you would listen when they speak, they wouldn’t have to work so hard passing so many illegal Federal laws.

Lest you think I’m picking on Democrats, this was all prompted - and the quote taken - from a news report about Huckabee’s backtracking from his cheerleading about a federal smoking ban. Just in time for the South Carolina primary. Where Big Tobacco isn’t just Big Business. It’s a provider of lifestyles.

I happen to be an unrepentant (but considerate) smoker. That’s not relevant here at all. I only mention it as disclosure. I’m also an intravenous heroin user and have quite a predilection for the Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburgers that Jack sells from the Box, but that’s not what we’re discussing here.

I’m no fan of Rush Limbaugh, but his prescience on this must be acknowledged: He said 10 years ago that if you jump on the bandwagon to outlaw smoking, they’ll come after your food next. He was right and he was ridiculed as paranoid. In case you haven’t noticed, there is much talk in many different places these days about legislation regarding fatty foods. LEGISLATORS debating about what FOOD IS ALLOWED.

There’s also a Federal ban on light bulbs.

Signed by a “compassionate conservative.”

As soon as you abandon principle and agree to the use of force, YOU are personally in danger. When they came for the grossly obese cheeseburger fiends, I said nothing for I was not a grossly obese cheeseburger fiend. Or something like that.

Show me where in the Constitution there is anything that hints at any of this being under the purview of a President or anyone in the Feral Gubmint. When you’re done with that, explain to me why anyone would promote or vote for a known liar.

Then see if you can identify anyone running for President of the United States that isn’t proudly promising to violate the oath of office. If you do, vote for that man or admit you’re a traitor, you hate freedom and you have no respect for the America that the Founding Fathers gave us.

Such a progressive death cult!

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

This is pretty good.

It really cleared up a lot for me. Now I know that as long as I don’t use my hands (excessively) or my feet - like I would with an animal or child - beating my wife is not only perfectly acceptable but my natural duty.

After I’ve “admonished her” ten times and refused to share her bed or speak to her, what other choice do I have to discipline her? If she is still insubordinate, my only recourse is to beat her with a toothpick. Only “light beatings,” you see. It’s just my way of saying, “Woman, it has gone too far. I can’t bear it anymore.”

Besides, she disciplines me with her tears and display of emotion. So there’s a natural balance.

When I beat her, I now understand, it must be light and must not make her face ugly. In fact, it should properly be done where the signs will not show.

Praise Allah! I’ve been freed by a death cult worshiping a false god that is obsessed with pigs because the whole culture is ignorant and unclean.

Now if we could just get all the Muslim lovers on the left to follow their pet religion, we could start fixing some things. I would like to suggest that Bill Clinton and whoever Mr. Pelosi is, jump on board. “Woman, it has gone too far. I can’t bear it anymore,” is pretty much what I think every time I see Hillary or Nancy.

On yet another up side, they would both pretty much be off the hook on that “don’t make her face ugly” limitation, regardless of what happened.

Turning off the sarcasm, let’s just lay it out there. Islam is not a “peaceful religion” with a few extremists. It is an evil, violent, hateful, inhumane religion that must be eradicated. To the extent that there are any decent, peaceful people in that religion, they are deceived. That it was invented by a violent serial pedophile claiming to be a prophet is the least of its faults.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out these things, but it seems that politicians the world over are too cowardly to say it. It’s about time that somebody started saying it.

Where’s the line for handouts?

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

It’s official. I’m a minority. Of course, only the dimwits at the NY Times could print something this logically ridiculous and call it “journalism”:

Minorities constitute a majority in four states: Hawaii (75 percent), New Mexico (57 percent), California (57 percent) and Texas (52 percent).

So, then. Minorities are a majority, huh? Now that I’m part of a minority group in Texas I just want to know where to get my card showing that I’m in a protected group so I can start getting the special treatment I so richly deserve.

I just thought of something else… the race pimps like to say you can’t be a racist if you’re a minority. So I have a license to say any insensitive thing I want to now and be as irresponsible as I want and no one can criticise me for anything.

Whee! This is gonna be fun!

Political solutions

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

In a recent thread on Slashdot, wholly unrelated to politics, I saw the following comment:

I know that probably sounds rational to you, but a real solution always involves words like “burn”, “hang”, “topple”, “rise up against”, and “rebel group”.

I did not see any of those in your idea. I saw the word “smoke” which got me all worked up for a minute, but then it turned out you were still being logical.

I chuckled and then realized it perfectly describes my attitude about the current state of politics around these parts and the naive hopes that we’re not down to the last box in the “Influencing Societal Change” handbook.

The tree of liberty died from a lack of proper care long ago. I don’t mean to sound so doom and gloom. I’m long past depressed about it. I’m firing up the grill and popping popcorn. This is all great spectacle to me now.

“I needed a hug …

Monday, October 16th, 2006

… and all I got was this stupid Phd.”

Robert Jensen, who describes himself as “A Christian atheist, perhaps. But, in a deep sense, I would argue, a real Christian,” has apparently spent a good deal of his life as a feminist crusader. He probably doesn’t even see how psychologically imbalanced he appears when he insists that radical feminists like Andrea “Queen of the Loons” Dworkin are not man-haters, thusly:

But listen to what she said to, and about, men when she addressed a men’s conference and asked them to work for 24 hours without rape. In her book LETTERS FROM A WAR ZONE, she writes:

“I don’t believe rape is inevitable or natural. If I did, I would have no reason to be here. If I did, my political practice would be different than it is. Have you ever wondered why we are not just in armed combat against you? It’s not because there’s a shortage of kitchen knives in this country. It is because we believe in your humanity, against all the evidence.”

Dworkin is called a man-hater not because she hates men but because such slurs are a way to marginalize her work. In that same speech, she went on to challenge men to take responsibility for themselves:

“[Women] do not want to do the work of helping you to believe in your humanity. We cannot do it anymore. We have always tried. We have been repaid with systematic exploitation and systematic abuse. You are going to have to do this yourselves from now on and you know it.”

We do know it, and it is time to act on that knowledge, not just for women but for ourselves.

I laughed out loud at the depth of this guy’s confused self-loathing. Ummm… No, Bob, she’s called a man-hater because she says preposterous things, like the ones you just quoted, that imply the only reason women haven’t exterminated all the men yet (presumably with kitchen knives) is because women have not yet reached the limits of their magnanimous hope that somewhere, somehow, someday they’re gonna find a man that deep down is … human. Or at least willing to acknowledge that he’s not and promise to work real, real hard towards it as a goal.

I don’t have to marginalize Mister Dworkin’s work. She does it all by herself in a myriad of ways, not the least of which is writing books about gender relations with titles like “LETTERS FROM A WAR ZONE” and “WOMAN HATERS.”

I’ll give Bob the correct answer to Queen Loony’s rhetorical question in a minute but I first have to point out, as an aside, that he and I apparently “hear different.” What he perceived as a “challenge [to] men to take responsibility for themselves,” read to me a lot like a veiled and empty threat, laid on a false premise, by a hostile and extraordinarily presumptuous woman. It’s probably my complete lack of humanity messing up my comprehension.

No, Fruity, I haven’t “ever wondered why [’you’] are not just in armed combat against [’us’].” But since ya made me consider the question, I’m quite certain the reason has nothing to with kitchen knives nor your capacity for blind faith in “our” humanity. I reckon the primary reason is because, like most men, the overwhelming majority of women (if that’s what you meant by “we”) not only disagree with you completely, they think your baler done ran outta twine. (As Jerry Clower once famously told the “She-coon of Women’s Lib,” Gloria Steinem, “Ms. Women’s Libber, Mama don’t want you messin’ with the deal she’s got!”)

If by “we” you meant “me and other crazy broads with bubbles in their think tank,” then the answer is because a) you’re cowards, b) your idea of “armed combat” is a kitchen knife so c) you know you’d get the smackdown you properly deserve for treading where you don’t belong. In short, you lack the capacity for war even if you personally are brimming over with the lust for it. Put yet a third way, despite the blinding rage that consumes your ability to think rationally, even you are smart enough to avoid a good old-fashioned whuppin’.

Let’s make a deal. If you cross your heart promise to keep your word and stop “helping me to believe in my humanity,” I’ll give you a solemn oath to stop systematically exploiting and systematically abusing you. I can’t keep up with all the Club meetings anyway. (Even though girls really are the bunk.)

Anyway, that’s all just background from this article of Bob’s titled “Resisting Masculinity.” It’s not even from the one I intended to comment on. (Shooting the fish in this barrel is so much fun I get carried away. Maybe I’ll create a new category for this stuff.)

Dr. Bob’s most recently posted intellectual morass is titled “Men being men is a bad deal: Guys should evolve beyond masculinity” and posits (among other things):

We need to get rid of the whole idea of masculinity. It’s time to abandon the claim that there are certain psychological or social traits that inherently come with being biologically male. If we can get past that, we have a chance to create a better world for men and women.

Uh-huh. If we can get past that, we really can make the world a better place for all the boys and girls by just wishing real, real hard during all the time we spend riding our pet unicorns and frolicking with the pixies. If that doesn’t work, we’ll ask the elves. They have all the answers.

He concludes with the statement. “For those of us who are biologically male, we have a simple choice: We men can settle for being men, or we can strive to be human beings.” In between he speaks of “the pernicious effects of [decades of feminism] and its relentless devaluing of things female” but misspelled “decades of feminism” in the middle of that sentence. He typed it “centuries of patriarchy” and then drew the wrong conclusion from his mistake:

Of course, if we are going to jettison masculinity, we have to scrap femininity along with it. We have to stop trying to define what men and women are going to be in the world based on extrapolations from physical sex differences. That doesn’t mean we ignore those differences when they matter, but we have to stop assuming they matter everywhere.

I don’t think the planet can long survive if the current conception of masculinity endures.

Notice in the first sentence of that quote he says we have to scrap femininity, not feminism. I doubt that was an accident.

Considering the effect these toxic ideas have on birth rates, I don’t think it much matters how long the planet can survive if we’re to accept the premise that his and Andy Dworkin’s ideas represent a higher level of evolution.

Y’all just go right ahead and evolve yourselves right out of existence, Knucklehead. I don’t see how the future of the planet is of any concern to you and we sub-humans ain’t skeered by Al Gore’s fairy tales.

“‘Cause ya can’t stomp us out and ya can’t make us run …” YEEEEE-HAW!

Credit where it’s due

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

I don’t always agree with Ann Coulter (though I always find her entertaining). She tends to be a bit too GOP for me sometimes. But she nailed it in this column.

Go and see wisdom.