Digital Cowboy

Axelrod reports that Obama isn’t watching election results because he’s more interested in the Chicago Bulls game. Drudge reports that Michelle took the “First tweens” to a Miley Cyrus concert.

That all sounds about right.

If I was an eight year old boy that didn’t know how to do anything but campaign and then I conned my way into the White House only to completely fail because I’m in way over my head and had completely lied all along the way, I would hide in the media room and watch basketball on Spanking Night, too. I would also send my wife and kids out of the house so they didn’t have to see it all.

He’s not only immature, inexperienced and over-matched. He’s also been a very bad boy. It’s reckoning time. This is more fun than his Olympic humiliation in Copenhagen! (Yes, it’s personal for me. He’s totally and completely un-American in every possible way and I relish the failure of America’s enemies, foreign or domestic.)

As I write this – around 22:30 EST – there’s already been a total revolution in Virginia. The Democrats lost a full quarter of the electorate since Barry’s five point win last year. Don’t believe it when they blame it on Creigh Deeds, either. He’s incompetent to be sure, but that doesn’t explain the nearly 3-2 margin for the Lt. Governor and Attorney General or all the state legislature seats that also swung Republican.

Also at this moment, with three quarters of the votes in, Christie is up by 6 points in NJ. That may not hold but it’s absolutely astounding in such a corrupt and blue state. Whatever Christie ends up with, win or lose, in that vote you’ll have to add at least 2-3 points to his total to allow for all of the standard Democratic vote fraud in that state. (“It’s gettin’ so’s ya can’t trust an honest fix no more.”) It’s also double the margin predicted by the most Christie-optimistic polls, pre-election.

Now I’m going back to watching the tickers like the political junkie I am and giggling like a young girl at her first sleepover. But first, the standard disclaimer in case you don’t already know:

I’m not a Republican and I haven’t voted Republican in decades. It’s highly unlikely I ever will again. I don’t vote at all anymore and the last few times I did, I voted “third” party because it’s what I believe. Politics is a spectator sport that I watch with the same interest as football and boxing.

But I do so love to watch the childish, whiny brats that are the Democrat party get the spankings they deserve! It’s one of the few examples you’ll ever find of me engaging in schadenfreude.