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Lock up this menace!

July 10th, 2009

Not content with becoming the world’s richest man without ever producing anything of value or building what was once one of the world’s largest corporations – that retarded instead of advanced its industry, Bill Gates is bored.

So now he and his equally inept lapdog, Nathan Myhrvold (who needs to buy a vowel), are going to prevent hurricanes.

After the horrific damage these dopes did to desktop computing, do you really want them messing with the oceans and the weather?

I sure don’t.

I’m a hard-core anti-government, anarcho-capitalist, but this seems like something that the government should step in to prevent.

I’ll take Hurricane Katrina over a global BSOD any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Somebody. Please stop this autistic madman before he destroys us all! He needs a padded room with a rocking chair and his trusty Macintosh.

Hey, Mr. Magoo! There’s a whole storm of viruses, trojans and worms hitting us every day all over the internet almost solely because of your products. How ’bout attacking that global problem before you turn to stuff at which you’re even more clueless. I hear the State Department’s been hit with DDOS attacks for a fourth straight day by botnets made up of zombie machines running your software.

Solve the problems you created and stay away from weather and the oceans.

2 Responses to “Lock up this menace!”

  1. You’re right, he must be bored. His proposal sounds pretty harmless from a technological standpoint, but it’s a little scary that he wants it funded through insurance premiums and government funding.

    I had an idea a while back that involved a huge release of energy in the eye of the hurricane in order to disburse it. The energy could come from the ocean itself. It would certainly be cheaper.

    Any attempt to do anything about hurricanes is of course going to raise the hackles of the EcoFreaks but it’s not like I care about that.

    In reading through Gates’ proposal, I had a vision of whale getting sucked up through the process and getting shredded by a pump! Wouldn’t that win him awards?!!

  2. Ha bsod in nature. Sounds almost like Gates is trying to become Cobra Commander and get the insurance companies and givernment (not a typo) to pay for his own personal weather dominator. But what do I know according to the probamunists I’m just a neocon.

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