Comments on: “Don’t let diarrhea slow YOU down!”

By: Rip Ragged

Rip Ragged — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:17:02 +0000

Dude. I agree with what you’re saying We got us a big ship going the wrong direction. It’s worth the effort to try to correct that direction.

I’m absolutely certain that yelling, “nigger” at it won’t work. Whether it’s right or wrong is of no moment. What matters is whether it will produce desirable results. It won’t.

A plan for desirable results is needed.

By: Janet

Janet — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:26:59 +0000

I’m surprised you weren’t out there protesting with the New American Tea Party people in Dallas. I’m actually going to go the next time they rally in Austin!

By: digitalcowboy

digitalcowboy — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:04:39 +0000

That’s much, much better.

You even squeezed in the word “impetus” and I’ll bet you ten dollars that Barry can’t define it without asking an advisor.

By: Morris

Morris — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:03:17 +0000

Heidi, that’s so ‘good’ methinks you’ve been taking lessons from The One. :)

By: heidi

heidi — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:17:58 +0000

We must fear the crisis because until we understand the crisis of being in crisis we will always underestimate the critical nature of the crisis and the downfall of the entire nation will rest upon our shoulders. Which is it’s own crisis and of far greater importance than the crisis I talked of before which is reaching critical mass at a catastrophic rate. So therefore we must take all our resources and apply them to the crisis at hand or we shall find ourselves at a crisis point and will be lacking the necessary assets to change. And if there is no impetus to change, then we have found ourselves in yet another crisis point verging on catastrophic and quite possibly of neolithic proportion.

And that would be bad.

Better?

By: digitalcowboy

digitalcowboy — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:54:19 +0000

Is that the best you can do?

I don’t expect you to know how to whore like a White House occupant, but Barry said that word 26 times in one speech a couple days ago.

Surely you can do better than two.

I mean, he’s been whoring his entire life and has made it a way of life. I’m certainly not comparing you to him in any way, shape or form.

I’m just saying that wasn’t even an Occidental College try.

(I almost forgot: Diarrhea is a crisis that will become a catastrophe if you don’t bow to the Magic Negro.)

By: heidi

heidi — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:15:04 +0000

In my experience, diarrhea doesn’t “SLOW” me down but rather makes me move much, much, much faster.

Not that I have extensive experience in this arena but, well, you know…

Besides. It’s a gastrointestinal CRISIS! And everyone must be afraid of a crisis.