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Archive for November, 2007

Such a progressive death cult!

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

This is pretty good.

It really cleared up a lot for me. Now I know that as long as I don’t use my hands (excessively) or my feet – like I would with an animal or child – beating my wife is not only perfectly acceptable but my natural duty.

After I’ve “admonished her” ten times and refused to share her bed or speak to her, what other choice do I have to discipline her? If she is still insubordinate, my only recourse is to beat her with a toothpick. Only “light beatings,” you see. It’s just my way of saying, “Woman, it has gone too far. I can’t bear it anymore.”

Besides, she disciplines me with her tears and display of emotion. So there’s a natural balance.

When I beat her, I now understand, it must be light and must not make her face ugly. In fact, it should properly be done where the signs will not show.

Praise Allah! I’ve been freed by a death cult worshiping a false god that is obsessed with pigs because the whole culture is ignorant and unclean.

Now if we could just get all the Muslim lovers on the left to follow their pet religion, we could start fixing some things. I would like to suggest that Bill Clinton and whoever Mr. Pelosi is, jump on board. “Woman, it has gone too far. I can’t bear it anymore,” is pretty much what I think every time I see Hillary or Nancy.

On yet another up side, they would both pretty much be off the hook on that “don’t make her face ugly” limitation, regardless of what happened.

Turning off the sarcasm, let’s just lay it out there. Islam is not a “peaceful religion” with a few extremists. It is an evil, violent, hateful, inhumane religion that must be eradicated. To the extent that there are any decent, peaceful people in that religion, they are deceived. That it was invented by a violent serial pedophile claiming to be a prophet is the least of its faults.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out these things, but it seems that politicians the world over are too cowardly to say it. It’s about time that somebody started saying it.