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Where’s the line for handouts?

May 17th, 2007

It’s official. I’m a minority. Of course, only the dimwits at the NY Times could print something this logically ridiculous and call it “journalism”:

Minorities constitute a majority in four states: Hawaii (75 percent), New Mexico (57 percent), California (57 percent) and Texas (52 percent).

So, then. Minorities are a majority, huh? Now that I’m part of a minority group in Texas I just want to know where to get my card showing that I’m in a protected group so I can start getting the special treatment I so richly deserve.

I just thought of something else… the race pimps like to say you can’t be a racist if you’re a minority. So I have a license to say any insensitive thing I want to now and be as irresponsible as I want and no one can criticise me for anything.

Whee! This is gonna be fun!

Posted in Politics at 6:24 PM • 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Where’s the line for handouts?”

  1. Thus saith DONNA DEVERNA on May 18th, 2007 at about 12:36 pm:

    I guess everybody’s waiting for somebody else to call it what it is. My Dad (originally from Dallas), while he probably wouldn’t have had any use for the medium of Internet and more than likely would have thought it a device of foul purpose would have been proud and not at all surprised that it was Texan that had the guts to “spew” it forth!

  2. Thus saith Amigo on May 19th, 2007 at about 10:58 am:

    No special rights for you. You’re an evil white dude. And wearing a white hat no less.

    And no special rights for me, I’m in the same club.

  3. Thus saith Difster on May 23rd, 2007 at about 2:01 am:

    Hey, you posted something again? I need to get back to that too.

    It would be fun to be out trying to claim special privileges because I’m part of a minority (especially here in SoCal).

  4. Thus saith Joelle on May 27th, 2007 at about 9:40 am:

    Someone needs to raise a stink, that’s for sure, but it would be hard to get any good mainstream media coverage.

  5. Thus saith Galt-In-Da-Box on June 8th, 2007 at about 10:33 pm:

    Back when Slick-Willy was President, you could get SSI for being a doper, drunkard or sodomite, so I wonder what bribes privileges await today’s “minorities” under our “conservative” socialist president?
    America will not survive, if we continue to abandon the principle of “Equal justice under law” in Parasite Hilton fashion.

  6. Thus saith Dana on June 19th, 2007 at about 6:04 pm:

    Hey, I’m a minority, too. I’m a homeschooler and we account for less then 4% of the population.

    But since it is a minority of opinion, it doesn’t count. You don’t get protection from thinking differently than a liberal…only for looking different than the average English settler.