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I think I’ve figured it out

April 17th, 2006

Most everyone who works for the government is stupid and they don’t know it. They’re mostly all educated. That’s why they don’t know they’re stupid. High education is mostly a club for the lazy and incompetent. And because they’re stupid, they think it’s their responsibility to save the rest of us from common sense.

I mentioned a while back that CPS has been harassing me. Again.

The last time they showed up here, there was a woman, I think, missing a front tooth, that asked my five year old daughter how old she was and then asked her if she could “show me how many fingers that is.”

I damn near jumped her for being so stupid and insulting my daughter.

My five year old can count to at least two hundred, forward and backwards and by ones, twos or tens. I’m getting ready to start teaching her octal and binary.

And you think you’re testing her by asking her to show five fingers?!?! She could do that when she was TWO!!!!

YOU are the retard. Get a real education and a real job, stupid.

My five year old daughter is saying to me, “Daddy, that woman’s dumb.” What do I say to that? She’s right. “I know, dear. We have to tolerate a lot of that in this life. She works for the government.”

If you’re a moron, don’t fret. The government is always growing and they have a place for you, too.

Those who can, do. Those who can’t teach. Those that can’t even teach get other ridiculous jobs harassing decent people for the government.

21 Responses to “I think I’ve figured it out”

  1. Hey DC,
    I sent a friend of mine and my husband’s an email with a link to your blog last night, he called this morning (way early) and said he’d decided to email you. (I think he said he already did but I wasn’t very awake yet.)
    His wife up and decided to leave and take their children across the country. Since you’re one of the few single parents I’ve ‘met’ who’s going about actually raising their children, and you talk a fair bit about how you handle things with your girls, I suggested he come by here and read some of what you’ve written.
    Anyway, I don’t know what handle he’d have used, and I don’t know if he remembered to tell you I sent him by, but he’s a friend of ours.

  2. Just like last time, you’ll probably change what I write because you don’t want your minions to hear any bit of common sense! But hey, what the hell! The sign of a good conservative is to ignore reality and replace it with your bizarre ramblings.
    Once again, you attack something you do not have. An education. You are brilliant due to your lack of education? You say it is for the lazy? Where has your lack of education gotten you? No job? Sitting in your trailer, sponging money from your mom and sister? All hail ignorance!!!
    Quick, delete this before anyone reads it!!!!

  3. Well, it is obvious to this low born cretin of dubious education that the previous poster has chosen to show his/her inability to be civil.

    A college degree will get you first in line at McDonalds these days. And apparently a sense of superiority which goes well with fries.

    Ambition, intelligence and vision will get you the rest.

  4. Oh Heidi,

    When the Digital Redneck was ranting about the stupid nigger in Washington, where was your lecture on civility? Or the homemade Internet porn? No problem with all that, huh? But hey, you’re all good Christians right? You are obviously on his level of education. Strangely, Mark has not even made it to the level of McDonald’s yet. You need to put down the bottle and step out of the trailer and into the real world first.
    Enjoy your alternate reality!!!!!

  5. Thus saith Jerry Springer

    Bauhaus,

    I love this guy! I made a fortune with a cheesy TV show about people like him, for people like him. This is the Jerry Springer of blogs. It’s like a train wreck – you want to stop coming here to see what idiotic drivel he’s posted now, but you can’t help yourself.

  6. Looks like it’s about time to fumigate again. Eurotrash are like cockroaches.

    Hey, Baudork: I changed your comment last time because I found it amusing to do so. I’m going to leave these because you keep proving my point for me. Since you’re so touchy about it, I presume you are degreed. Yet you’re an idiot and so insecure about it that it makes you hateful.

    Your understanding of cause and effect is tenuous at best. You keep trying to imply that I’m attacking high education because I don’t have one. You have it precisely backwards. I don’t have one because I’m smart enough to not get suckered like that.

    I’m also not sure why you think you know me or what is going on in my life, but you don’t. That’s proven by the fact that you seem to think I’m a conservative. Reading a bit won’t ever hurt you, knee-jerk. Even if you did know me, it’s none of your business and you’re a coward attacking me personally while hiding.

    That’s typical of your kind.

  7. To go to college and not notice the preponderance of laziness and unconscious ignorance is pretty indicative of willful blindness.

    Bauhaus,
    Research the genesis of our education system, public school and university systems. Pay attention to the intent of the designers. After you do all that then come back and spout off about what a whackjob DC is. Because if you can’t be bothered to do as much research as the siteowner before you attack them for their opinion then your opinion isn’t worth anyone’s time to even read it.

  8. FWIW,

    I have 3 college degrees all from private and expensive schools. I agree with DC. A college education is largely a waste. The education process is just that, a process where you go, stand in line and get your ticket punched.

    It is much better to know and be able to do.

  9. So, Baudork, Wanna fight or wanna go away?

    I’m better than you and ready for the fight.

    (If I was you, I’d run.)

  10. Hey Redneck,

    Just remeber, my college degree has allowed me to work and support myself. Come back for the fight when you are willing to work a job and not sponge money off your mom and sister while sitting on your ass in your trailer. You’d make Ayn Rand proud!

  11. If you think it takes a degree to support yourself, you’re more of a sucker than I thought.

    Enjoy serfdom.

    And please stop mentioning my mother and sister. You don’t know what you’re talking about and you’re far overstepping the bounds of civility, as the ignorant often do.

    (By the way, those of us without college degrees spell “remember” with two ‘m’s. Your professors must be proud.)

  12. Bauhaus,

    I don’t care about “niggers in Washington”. Since the word means “lazy and worthless” and isn’t a racial slur at all, I suppose I simply agreed with him.

    Homemade Internet Porn? I guess I missed that post. Even then, I don’t think I would have given a lecture.

    On second thought, if simply mentioning that someone has behaved a certain way is a “lecture” I suppose I will just have to stop looking and talking about anything.

    And why all the angst about a trailer? It’s just 4 walls to live in. I would have thought that an enlightened and educated person such as yourself would be beyond personal slurs and insults in which you would attack the “less fortunate”. Isn’t it the job of every good liberal to bring everyone to a place of equal status? Shouldn’t you be rejoicing over the fact that Cowboy’s mom & sister have the compassion to share from their abundance with someone less fortunate? Where is your liberal values that insist you must Help those “beneath” you at the cost of everyone else around you.

    Or do those concepts only work from a bully pulpit and not in real life.

    And while you are off paying your student loans? I’m keeping all the $ I make. While you are parroting the philosophical ramblings of a tenured idiot, I’m formulating my own thoughts, ideals and developing my own character. While you are wondering why the hell you spent 4 years on a degree you just figured out doesn’t translate to real life? I’ve spent 4 years building my own business and providing for my family in a way that allows me to live with them and actually see them every day.

    Of course, these are just broad suppositions based on a 4 line comment. I am extremely blind to who you really are. All I can see from your comments is ass.

    I’d love for you to prove us all wrong.

  13. You would disagree that the people in Washington are lazy and worthless? That is the original definition of the word.

    And I should screech about homemade internet porn because? I guess I missed that class in Basic Biblical Brainwashing… I also missed that post. Cowboy, should I be worried here?

    I have no shortage of “college educated” acquaintances. While they are paying off their college loans, I’m keeping all the $ I make.

    While they are wondering what the hell they were thinking to get the degree they did 5-8 years ago, I’m busily building my business, doing something I love and spending time with my family.

    While they are painfully parroting the lunatic ramblings of a tenured philosophy professor, I’m free to develop my own thoughts, ideas and character.

    But then I’m just an ignorant, christian woman. Where is your liberal compassion? Shouldn’t you be seeking to help the down trodden? To inform the masses? SHouldn’t you be squealing with glee that Cowboy’s family has decided to share their abundance with someone less fortunate? Shouldn’t you be reaching down from your ivory tower to lift up those underneath you?

    Where is your ability to “feel our pain”? Didn’t your Education teach you anything about good all American liberal values?

  14. Heidi,

    I really belive that college is not a necessity for everyone. Yet, I actually have more respect for the guy who went to college and rips on it. As opposed to someone that can wax on about what those tenured idiots say without ever really experiencing it. I guess that’s what happens when you spend your time “formualting your own thoughts” with no exposure to other ideas. You develop the ability to tear apart something you’ve never experienced. Wonder why they call you guys close-minded?

    As a note, the nigger that Mark was referring to was a black politician. I would agree with your argument if he referred to all politicians as niggers, yet he does not. And he has spoke of many politicians in this blog I can’t find where he referred to the others as niggers. So to say it is not racist? well, maybe a college education would have helped you out a bit there.

  15. I’ve never experienced pedophilia, from the perspective of either perpetrator or victim, yet I speak out against it as a Very Bad Thing, as should all decent human beings.

    There are many bad or useless things that I have never experienced – yet I have enough intelligence and common sense to look at what other people have experienced and learn from their mistakes, without making the same mistake myself.

    You’re only proving DC’s point.

    Having a college degree means one thing to most employers – that you’re willing to be a drone.

  16. “I guess that’s what happens when you spend your time “formualting your own thoughts” with no exposure to other ideas…”

    Because the only way to have exposure to other ideas is to go to an Institute of Learning?

    Good Lord! Have you ever heard of that wonderful invention called Reading?

    Silly you.

  17. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the results of high education:

    I really belive that college is not a necessity for everyone.

    I guess that’s what happens when you spend your time “formualting your own thoughts”

    So to say it is not racist? well, maybe a college education would have helped you out a bit there.

    That was all taken from one post and there were at least two grammatical errors that I left out.

    Did they teach proofreading at the colage in which you wasted your time and money?

  18. Mark,

    Thank you for correcting my typos. You clearly are of a greater intelligence than myself. Wow! I have have a long way to go to reach your level of intelligence. Please, next time go easy on me!

    And Heidi,

    To compare college to pedophilia!?! I guess I just don’t think on that level. You are now giving me the creeps.

  19. It’s ok if I give you the creeps, apparently reading comprehension isn’t your forte either.

    That was Arielle…

    But just to keep creeping you out. Is there anything else I could say that would just make you break out in shivers? Or hives?

    OH! I have several handguns and shotguns in my house and I am teaching my children how to use them, I abhor communism, am an adamant supporter of free enterprise and think that Liberal thought is the biggest waste of collective energy since the Bolshevik uprising.

    I’m also intolerant of anyone who thinks they should receive special rights because of personal choice in behavior or because of the amount of melonin present in their epidermis. I find the precise and methodical extraction of living beings from the wombs of their mothers to be horrific and barbaric. I find those who wish to consume the bodies of these children under the guise of medical advancement and treatment of less value than the tools they use to dismember, crush and shred the babies.

    Creeped out yet? Cuz’ I could just keep going and going.

    OH! And I have a large truck AND a Suburban. With which I drive many places I could walk.

    Cowboy, this is positively cathartic. My appreciation.

  20. Heidi,

    Wow, I’m impressed! I assume you are able to derive my position on all of these issues based on the posts? You have now risen above the intellectual level. You clearly possess other worldly powers of perception. Please, do keep going? I’m intrigued! I’m seeing the anger build!

  21. I have risen above the intellectual level into the psychic.

    It’s not rage or anger.

    For you? It’s gas.