Let’s nip it in the bud this time.
February 17th, 2006Windriver95 is one of the names used by the adulterous Brit sleeping with my wife. He hates God and me and himself. Apparently, Valentine’s didn’t go so well for him. So he’s trolling around here looking for someone to blame since he’s never taken responsibility for anything in his life.
But I’m tired of this crap. Every two or three months, he pokes me in the chest. The last time he did it, I spent days deleting troll comments from this blog. Like every other time, I smacked him down in humiliating fashion.
Hey, David. The kids and I have moved on. I don’t envy you and the wreckage you’re dealing with. Stupid is as stupid does. (And by the way, it’s taken me weeks to teach them that we don’t “hate” anybody. Because they sure do hate you! Ain’t it funny that I find myself in the position of defending you! “There’s much to dislike about David, dear, but we don’t hate.”)
She’s about to move on also. Are you ready?
Are you ever going to leave me alone? Or do I need to throw you a beatin’?
You’re pathetic. Sleeping with my wife and still can’t let me go. (Is that because you’re not gettin’ any, anymore?) Is it that picture you saw of me having sex with her that enticed you? I never gave her permission to post that, by the way. My penis is bigger than yours, but I’ve never traded on that.
Tell me. What motivates you? Are you just using her to try to get to me because in your masochistic, homosexual fantasies you love the way I punish and humiliate you? Put on your black leather “Daddy’s Boy” hat and wait patiently for me. I know you feel threatened by me. Now I’m just wondering if you enjoy it. In case you didn’t know, I’m not your daddy.
Do you want me or is it that you’re completely intimidated by the fact that you not only can’t please her, but can’t even come as close as I did?
*wanders off singin’* “If it’s her you want, I don’t care about that. You can have my girl but don’t touch my hat.”
This was just a warning. It stops here or you’ll be sorry. Three and a half years is far enough. Now you’re pushing too much. Mind your own business. Trying to figure out how to pay your rent and car payment should keep you busy enough to stay away from me. If it doesn’t, spend the extra time to see if you can find some gas money or explain to my wife why you’re driving a completely ridiculous thirty thousand dollar car and, even though I gave her one, she has NONE, you stupid, selfish bastard.
I got everything of value from that relationship except her. And I’m not done yet.
Oh wait. That’s what scares you and why you’re so hateful, isn’t it?
Look at the bright side. Your car almost sounds cool when you press the gas pedal.
Ouch – you should label these with a “TMI” warning! That way, those of us the post isn’t intended for can just go on to something else! =D
Sorry, Arielle. Now and again I have to take care of business.
I’ll try to be more sensitive about it in the future.
“I’ll try to be more sensitive about it in the future.”
I wouldn’t.
You didn’t say anything wrong. If a guy, I won’t use the word “man” because it don’t apply, has to bag another man’s wife cuse he can’t find a single women that wants him, he ought to plan on a verbal smack down. If the only way you can score is on somebody else’s emotionally unstable leftovers then you can’t have much going for you. If we didn’t live in such backassward time the whole deal could be settled with pistols at dawn.
Buddy, I hope you don’t take offense about that part about your ex. I mean no disrespect to you or yours.
No, Res, you know YOU can’t offend me. (I rather doubt that anyone can.) You said it well and I appreciate it. We’re good.
If I thought he was capable of loving her, I might let her go. But he’s not.
Pistols at dawn, indeed. If only. Man, I was born a few decades too late.
(And btw, I was talking about being more sensitive to Arielle, not him.)
*grin* I had no problem with the verbal smack-down, I just didn’t want to know about the picture or the penis. =P I just don’t want to know that kind of thing is floating around the internet!
Glad I’m not on your bad side :-D Hilarious smackdown, dude!
windriver95… That’s funny.
Cowboy, you know I love you and all… but I really am disturbed by the thought that there is a *cough* comprimising picture of you floating on the web.
Anyhow. You da man!
WIN driver 95… does that come with upgrades every 6 months to keep it from crashing and freezing up over ridiculous commands?
THAT ABOVE WAS ME!!! Using the Mr.’s laptop since I broke mine…
“If I thought he was capable of loving her, I might let her go.”
There is nothing worse than seeing an ex trade down. It would be bad enough to lose a gal to a better man. You could understand that. When they go for some POS its adding insult to injury.
Never fear, delicate readers. There are no “compromising pictures” of me “floating around the internet.” I’m the only one that has them now and I don’t intend to subject anyone to them unless strongly provoked.
I don’t know about it being much of an insult to see your ex trade down. Think about Brittney Spears and Kevin Federline. She could have had any man that she wanted, but chose that piece of trailer trash instead. Supposedly he was celebrating at a strip club the night his first legitimate child was being born. Sometimes you gotta just shake your head and realize that you can never make some people who have strictly beer tastes happy with a champaigne lifestyle.
Such a relief. I’d hate to think if I were “randomly” searching for Mark J. Shaw picture what I might find~
whats the chances of Mark showing me the picture?….*lmfao*
Good, because if I see one picture of you buns up, a kneelin’ and a dealin’, I’m never visiting here again.
I can’t believe that Heidi was the only one here that got the joke with his screen name. He actually posts it as “WindRider95″ because he’s pretty flighty. (And thanks for expounding on it Heidi. We make a great comedy team. Let’s take it on the road to geek conventions everywhere!)
MikeT: What makes you think Britney is a class act? I think she chose down to her level.
Good point, John. I thought the same thing when I read Mike’s comment.
At the same time, I completely disregard the notion of trading “up” or “down” when speaking of human relationships. People are hurting and do stupid things when they’re hurting. But nothing anyone says or does makes them more or less.
I don’t like the idea of “grading” humans. We throw around terms like “white trash” or “nigger” without even remembering that God loves the guy to whom I addressed this post and even Britney, too.
(I didn’t mean to go pious on ya. I’ve just been thinking a lot lately about God’s love and how we misuse it.)