I want a second opinion
December 21st, 2005Take a quick look at this and then tell me:
1) Is there a penis in that room?
and
2a) Do you have any clue who either of these self-important twits actually is or about anything they’ve ever done? (Without using Google, cheaters!)
2b) Even if you happen to know, do you care?
Incidentally, just as I was about to hit the “publish” button, I realized that I inadvertently misled you with the title of this post. These are rhetorical questions and I don’t really care what you think. In fact, I only brought it up because I stumbled across it accidentally and it played in to the thinking I’ve been doing lately about the utter bass-ackwards-ness of the world.
Until a few minutes ago, Jessica Simpson was my poster child for unearned money and Nick Lachey was the whore sellin’ it cheap for the easy life on somebody else’s dime.
But then I ran across yet another news story about yet another dumb broad suing David Letterman. She got a restraining order against him. A restraining order!
Against Dave Letterman. Uh-huh. He is pretty scary. He throws pencils and is blessed with a positively biting wit. (If you were smart enough to not be stalking him, you might even call it “acerbic.”)
On a note more related than it looks, the tamest headline on Drudge today is, “MOST AMERICANS WANT ALITO…” (I’ve never quite understood why he’s always yelling and is obsessed with the ellipsis, but I’ve been told I’m a drunk and a porn addict. So who am I to point fingers?)
This isn’t as rambling and disjointed as it seems. Drudge also told me that Barbara Wa-Wa pulled a 16 share last night with her special in which she coddled and laughed with a failed terrorist while making insane claims about evangelical Christians.
“All Jews must die and, of course they all will go to hell to be burned forever” is just a differing ideology, after all. We can inter-splice that in editing with an Iman saying that none of that is in the Koran and he doesn’t represent “mainstream” Muslims.
But “evangelical American Christians” all follow men. They’re also judgmental and the worst of their sins… They elected George W. Bush twice. As near as I can tell from the program, they did it all by themselves.
But I probably was too harsh on Merrill. She’s not evil, just silly.
Those are two SCARY looking people!
Just so you know, I didn’t have to google anything – they have author bios right there – all you have to do is click the names.
Sorry about that, Arielle. Because I’m both impulsive and compulsive, I edit frequently and often.
I generally make it a point to get it done before anyone comments, but in this case, I was interrupted.
I knew who Merrill Markoe was from watching Letterman nightly in the early-mid ’80s. She was also Letterman’s girlfriend during that time.
I kind of figured that those might be women with your title. Pretty sad! You had me looking very carefully at the picture, though, so got me there! I’m not a famous people or infamous people type person. I can never tell you who played what or who sang what and really don’t care. As far as cars go, if they get me from point A to point B and back again, that is all I care. Oh well…
BTW, I talked to Dif the other evening(well, for him anyway, it was midnight here) and he sounds quite masculine and like a really nice guy. I’ll take him for a little brother any day, but then I would you, too. I enjoyed your “blog-fight” though. Gave me a few chuckles. I asked Dif which partition to reformat in and totally forgot to ask him more questions about it (was late here, remember and I’m getting old) but when confronted with the statement that it wasn’t good to add another Windows XP (my loose paraphrase) to the partition I went back and with fear and trembling deleted the old Windows XP partition and then chose to format the unpartitioned space. Since it worked, I think I figured it out. Maybe I should have asked you some of my questions, too. :) Anyway, I still have lots of stuff to do to finish it but it is nice to have a working computer again (I hate reformatting! and having to reinstall all my programs).
One more thing, the comments pop-up here wasn’t working but I remembered that you can get to comments through the title. Just thought I would let you know. Glad to see you posting again.
Love and shalom,
Serena
About Wa-Wa: You know what else bugged about her special on “heaven”. The only portion I saw of it was extensive interviews with the dali-lama and richard gere, budhists, who don’t believe in a heaven or hell. Huh? That’s real informative. Interview people who deny the existence of the subject you’re reporting and present it as expert testimony.
Whatever. I learned that the gospels are frauds and Jesus was probably born in Jerusalem, not Bethlehem, on TV too.
And wa-wa dosen’t bother informing her viewers that budhism was begun by an Idian who was fed up with the evil, bigotry of Hinudism and so made up a gentler, more peaceful hinduism without the caste system and called it budhism.
It tells you a lot about hinduism when you realize that budhism is not welcome in India. Since it’s inception, it has been relegated their eastern neighbors.
You do realize that one of those people is supposedly a man, right Mom? =D
BTW, I talked to Dif the other evening(well, for him anyway, it was midnight here) and he sounds quite masculine and like a really nice guy.
Thank you Serena! I’m looking forward to meeting you and your clan if I can manage that motorhome trip I mentioned.
And now we find out more about your misspent youth, John. That may have been the worst of your addictions.
After further consideration, I’ve decided that it was probably a side affect of the other addictions, so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
I thought you were either dead or avoiding me since you’ve made yourself invisible after our last brief encounter here months ago.
Oh, and about that second opinion? You’re ugly too.
No, Arielle, it was really hard to tell what those “its” are. I sure would have done better in those long-ago days when men looked like men and women looked like women, especially like gentlemen and ladies and if they weren’t, it was pretty easy to tell that, too. I think I was born about 100-150 years too late.
Love,
Mom
DC: i visit here most everyday. I also visit Nate’s Bane’s and a few others. I just don’t post very much on any blogs.
I did post about the Cartwrights paying a gold dollar a day about a month ago or so.
I was not put off by your response. I thought you were feeling sorry for yourself and I was trying to remind you about your responsibility to your daughters. I guess I didn’t do a very good job.
I was not upset by your response. I guess I was just missing the point of your post. No hard feelings from my end.