Guess what, a mate from high school has had a girl living in his house that he bought last year, and now they broke up, so I tell him why the hell is she still living with him? He turns to my other mate and mentions how I don’t even know the story… I’m like, bitch, here’s the story, women will try anything to get inside your pad and take over, these reasons will be fantastical and brilliant in construction, it will leave you and her with little choice but for her to move in! And then I told him, it’s like white ants, good luck, you’re going to need it.

And then I find out she’s got kids too! Not his! WTF? What a loser, that’s all I can say, he got SHAFTED. And now he thinks he’s a cold heartless bastard… give a man some women-rope, and he will hang himself.