Digital Cowboy

Digital Cowboy
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Three lessons…

August 1st, 2005

Three lessons I’ve learned in life:

1) The Lord loves a workin’ man
2) Don’t trust whitey
3) It’s out there but if ya see the doctor, he can get rid of it

They’s a lot wisdom in there. Don’t thank me, I’m just passin’ it on.

Posted in General at 11:22 PM • 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Three lessons…”

  1. Thus saith Difster on August 2nd, 2005 at about 1:19 am:

    Frist!

    It just doesn’t have the same impact here. Oh well.

  2. Thus saith Matildah on August 2nd, 2005 at about 4:32 am:

    Dude, I never trusted whitey. Not even anyone named Whitney, it’s too close for comfort.

  3. Thus saith Elena on August 2nd, 2005 at about 8:37 am:

    *scratches head* Huh?

  4. Thus saith Pink Kitty on August 2nd, 2005 at about 11:35 am:

    Riiiiigggghhhhhht…. but you know… sometimes the lessons only have to make sense to you.

  5. Thus saith Res Ipsa on August 2nd, 2005 at about 5:34 pm:

    Whats wrong with white folks?

  6. Thus saith Whitey on August 2nd, 2005 at about 6:58 pm:

    Seriously, you can trust me, I’m OK.

  7. Thus saith digitalcowboy on August 2nd, 2005 at about 11:16 pm:

    For all of you whitey’s that didn’t get it, it’s from the beginning of The Jerk.

    Steve Martin is getting ready to leave home and repeats the things he’s learned.

    Thank God for Matildah. At least she understands that Whitey can’t be trusted.

  8. Thus saith Billy D on August 3rd, 2005 at about 6:58 am:

    I was born a porr black child…

  9. Thus saith Elena on August 3rd, 2005 at about 9:37 am:

    Heehee…shoulda known it was a movie reference.