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Finally!

July 2nd, 2005

The first woman ever appointed to the Supreme Court is retiring, It’s about time. (Forget her and relish my capitalization there. You won’t see it again soon.)

Over and over and over and over and over again, she was THE deciding vote when the “supreme” court ruled on things that actually matter. She was almost always wrong. Good riddance. Thank God she’s (almost) gone.

Who should replace her?

ME! Me, me, me!

Phone your congresscritter and the retards that man the phones at the Whitehouse. Tell them, “We the people have decided a drunk monkey could do a better job than that ancient idiot. We’re glad she decided to stop oppressing us before she laid down to die. That’s kudos to her. Not since Abraham Lincoln has a single person done so much to damage this country.” (Go ahead! Tell them! They’ll think it’s a compliment!)

When you’re done, phone the White House and recommend that Dubya nominate me for the “su-preme” court. I know almost nothing about the law, but I have common sense. Ain’t it about time we got some of that back in there?

Posted in Politics at 8:41 AM • 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Finally!”

  1. Thus saith Difster on July 2nd, 2005 at about 1:31 pm:

    You’re going to have to run against me for this nomination DC. I would love to have that post for about 20 years.

  2. Thus saith Serena on July 2nd, 2005 at about 7:46 pm:

    So, brother, are you saying you are a drunk monkey?
    Love and shalom,
    Serena
    LOLOL!

  3. Thus saith Difster on July 3rd, 2005 at about 1:52 am:

    That was awesome Serena!

  4. Thus saith Serena on July 3rd, 2005 at about 8:57 am:

    Yeah, I do not get to do that very often so it is so fun when I do!
    Love and shalom,
    Serena

  5. Thus saith Inquiring Minds on July 3rd, 2005 at about 9:14 am:

    That was my immediate thought as well.

    or was it a Freudian slip, perhaps? (Never trust a man who wears a slip…)

    Or a Darwinian reference?…if monkeys were to drink, they would evolve into US supreme court justices.

    Oh well, Happy Indep…., uh, …Happy 4th of July.

  6. Thus saith Jamie R on July 3rd, 2005 at about 9:49 am:

    Got that link stuff sorted out DC, cheers. Got the Fourth of July tribute up at the blog now.

  7. Thus saith Flicka Spumoni on July 3rd, 2005 at about 2:03 pm:

    Ha, ha, ha! I’ll second your nomination.

    Serena,
    Your quick wit cracked me up. This thread is almost as funny as the post.

    And what’s up with Sandy? Why couldn’t she retire before she stripped every American of their most sacred right, the right to own property?