Digital Cowboy

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A real man…

May 12th, 2005

…doesn’t have any use for a “nose hair trimmer.”

Real men pluck ‘em.

And then cry, whether they believe a man should cry or not. Pull those short ones and tell me your eyes didn’t water.

So if you tell me that you’re a man that doesn’t believe a real man cries, either you’re lying or I know you’re a sissy with a nice set of “personal grooming” accessories. You know, kinda like a woman.

Just a random thought this morning.

Posted in General at 9:37 AM • 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “A real man…”

  1. Thus saith Difster on May 12th, 2005 at about 11:06 am:

    Umm….I do pull mine and 90% of the time my eyes don’t water. I don’t know how to explain how I manage that but it works.

    In boot camp, the senior drill instructor used to go around the squad bay a couple of times a week looking for ungroomed nose hairs. He had his own way of dealing with them. He carried a pair of pliers with him. Nasty business I tell ya, he would use them. Fortunately I was young enough then that I had no out of control nose hairs. That comes with age.

  2. Thus saith Inquiring Minds on May 12th, 2005 at about 1:04 pm:

    DC,
    I thought that was what moustaches were for – eliminates the need.

  3. Thus saith Darlin' Joy on May 12th, 2005 at about 5:36 pm:

    I plucked one of my nose hairs once, just out of sheer curiousity. I’ve not done it since, I’ve learned to leave that kind of pain to others.

  4. Thus saith Elena on May 12th, 2005 at about 5:45 pm:

    My word……

    What about ear hairs?

  5. Thus saith Michael Maier on May 12th, 2005 at about 9:29 pm:

    I remember hearing that you can get really nasty bacterial infections because of plucking. I trim with really small scissors.

  6. Thus saith Echo on May 13th, 2005 at about 11:45 am:

    I don’t care how he gets rid of them just as long as he gets rid of ‘em! : )

  7. Thus saith hoosierboy on May 13th, 2005 at about 3:46 pm:

    You just had to force me to try it didn’t you? (Wiping tears from the keyboard…)

  8. Thus saith Wes on May 15th, 2005 at about 1:24 pm:

    Sniffle, I’m so offended by this post. :-P

  9. Thus saith cZja on May 15th, 2005 at about 11:12 pm:

    Real men have a set of nose trimmers.

    Or maybe that’s metrosexuals I’m thinking of.

  10. Thus saith jarek on May 18th, 2005 at about 3:59 pm:

    Hey, digital cowboy, I was directed to you.

    Do you have, or know of any resources about inserting flash into Blogger, or any information about advanced modifications of standard Blogger templates?

    Any help would be very appreciated. Thanks

  11. Thus saith Difster on May 18th, 2005 at about 4:48 pm:

    You’re slacking DC. Get to posting.

  12. Thus saith digitalcowboy on May 18th, 2005 at about 6:34 pm:

    I’m still out-posting Elena by about 3 to 1 and she has TWO blogs.

    }:p~~~

  13. Thus saith Dystopia on May 18th, 2005 at about 6:51 pm:

    Until you’ve tried a bikini wax you have zero sympathy from me regarding nose hair, lol.

  14. Thus saith digitalcowboy on May 18th, 2005 at about 7:54 pm:

    Happy now, Difster? Two new posts in less than an hour.

    I’ve still got a list of topics, too. But I’m getting tired of writing for now.

  15. Thus saith PoliMex on May 18th, 2005 at about 10:55 pm:

    Does a real man even bother with the pesky things?